sniffing:

chRISTMAS IS LITERLALY THE BEST THE PRESENTS THE DECORATIONS EVERYTHING IS RED AND GREENA DN WHIYTE I LOVE EE CHRISTMAS ITS THE BEST HOLIDAY DONT EVEN ARGUE WITH ME ON THIS 

are-you-seduced-yet:

[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]

fuckdanielmaitland:

There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.

snapchatting:

gonna get SO trashed at this Kidz Bop concert its gonna be crazy

Casual reminder that CartoonNetwork never gave a fuck

nishlo:

im so fucking happy look what i got tonight for channukah (2 massages)

nishlo:

im so fucking happy look what i got tonight for channukah (2 massages)

greatwhiteprivilege:

i wanna cuddle w someone and wrap my legs around them

allkillernofiller:

real talk how often are you meant to change your bra